No, the competition yellow at lap 35 isn’t in case Kyle Busch is running away with things.

Michael McDowell is having the beginning of a bad evening.

Matt Kenseth is moving up, which is impressive considering his radio isn’t tuned to his crew chief or spotter. He’s listening to ESPN Radio to see what’s going on with the Brett Farve story.

... the first Viagra ad.

And if your wife is that cute, you shouldn’t need it.

Meanwhile back at the race… uh, I’m sure something is happening. Somewhere.

First sighting of the Holly Hunter/Gretchen Wilson ad. Ah, to dream… ah well, back to reality.

I almost feel like doing a happy dance because Jeff Gordon hasn’t dropped like a rock from the start of the race. Not moving up, but not disappearing from the top ten. Yet (sigh).

Is it wrong to wish that Weber gets laryngitis for a really loooong time?

Brian Vickers is lookin’ sporty. Or some cliche that means progressing upward.

Amazingly, no one took anyone out getting out of their pit stall. At least not that we know of.

... I have the diecast of Carl Edwards’ Vitamin Water car, and it didn’t come with either a koi pond or rock garden. I feel ripped off.

And TNT missed the restart.

... Denny Hamlin is not having a good evening. And Carl Edwards just gained 90,000 or so fans by passing Kyle Busch. On the track, even.

forgot it was still going on. Anything doing?

Pit strategy. Wonder if it’ll work. Considering J. Gordon is currently first, obviously I hope so. Several cars apparently took gas only, so tires won’t be an issue for at least several laps.

Wow… some actual action between Johnson, Newman, Stewart and Edwards. Is Newman yelling “hi boss” at Stewart?

Biffle now in the lead.

Um… anyone know why Dale Jr. is 30th?

Kyle Busch’s move upwards has stalled. Smoke is smokin’.

... there isn’t a DJ in the world these days who would take a CD from a street performer and put it on the air. The era of underground radio is dead.

... okay, time for a different Allstate ad.

And now Carl Edwards has gotten past Kyle Busch.

Um… I didn’t love you in Talladega Nights. I would like the hour plus of my life I spent watching it back, actually.

Larry McReynolds?

By the way, Brian Vickers is up to second.

Bill Elliott is now a lap down, which leads to the question of why he can’t stop embarrassing himself out there and walk away.

Okay, who forgot to tell Martin Truex Jr. that DEI is no longer competitive?

... that Viagra ad again.

For half a second while he was in the pits as Kasey Kahne was pulling out past him.

Green flag stops are complete. Biffle back in the lead.

Micheal Waltrip in a caution… and it wasn’t even his fault. There’s something new every day.

It’s your commercial now.

That is just sad.

Hope that four tire stop doesn’t bite JG.

That is one long side by side run for the lead between Kyle Busch and Kenseth.

I keep forgetting to check.

Burton, get out of the way!

Well, that sucks for Kenseth. He hopefully has enough time to get back up front.

David Ragan, despite not having been mentioned once, is up to third.

Wow. NASCAR is officially having problems.

Kyle Busch leading by 1.7 or so seconds. Good time for that refrigerator / potty / rearrange your sock drawer break.

This just in: this race is on pace to set a record for fewest mentions of Dale Jr. during a race.

Larry Mac has officially lost it.