Silly, silly me.  Here I am taking a few days off to rest and relax, enjoying some quality vacation time and generally embracing a move toward mellow, getting far far FAR away from it all, thinking I'm having a good time...

... and the moment I check the Internet to see what's happening in the world what's the first thing I see?

The Danica Patrick vs. Milka Duno towel toss.

Maybe they could have a contest before the next race to see who can throw one the farthest and hardest.

Probably get that before we get the assorted infantile sports babblebloggers to stop drooling like the hormone-saturated junior high locker room boys they are.

C'mon, people.  Athletes in competition with each other get into arguments all the time.  Because this one involved two women all of a sudden it's prime time material?  Get over it and get real.  While you're at it, grow up.

I'm going back to my vacation now.  And looking forward to the Brickyard this coming weekend.