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(Sprint Cup) Pocono 500

Jun 8, 2008 12:30 PM EDT
Pocono Raceway

The Kandy Man Kan (Which Fulfills The "Play On Kasey Kahne's Name For A Story Headline" Requirement)

Kasey Kahne has always been a bit of an enigma since entering NASCAR, a baby-faced killer who many have tremendous difficulty taking seriously because of his made for teen magazines looks.  That duly noted, given a competitive car he can more than hold his own with the big boys.  Because he is one, despite looking like the little brother you were saddled with by mom when you went outside to play.

Although his Budweiser sponsorship will always seem incongruous (oh, did Masterfoods trade long term pain for short term gain by casting their sponsorship lot with Kyle Busch instead of #9) given how so much of his fan base is far more likely to drink Kool-Aid -- the real kind, not the metaphor for swallowing stupidity without question -- than anything from a keg, behind the wheel Kahne is a man's man.  He has no hesitancy to force the issue when need be, but overall his driving style is rooted firmly in the Jeff Burton school of patience.  Take what's provided, don't get silly, keep your equipment in one piece so when the opportunity for advancing your position becomes available you're there to seize the moment.  When he has the wheels, something Gillett Evernham is starting to provide for him, as was witnessed yesterday during which he turned Pocono into his private playground Kahne can make positive things happen.

Given how teams and drivers ebb and flow during the year, it's a tad premature to ink Kahne in as a title contender.  However, he can't be overlooked.  Should GEM keep its act together, Kahne has a shot.  A very good shot.  Never mind his looking like he should be doing interviews for Tiger Beat instead of NASCAR tech talk shows.  Kahne is the Dodge boy who's showing the way on how to be a man.  My late father, who was a Chrysler man from first to last back when auto manufacturer brand loyalty meant something, would be proud of the young man.  Assuming he could get my mother to stop telling him how cute he was long long enough to get a word in edgewise.

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[Open Thread] Pocono 500 at Pocono Raceway

First, the starting lineup:

Pos Car Driver Team Time Speed
Row 1: 1 9 Kasey Kahne Budweiser Dodge 52.873 170.219
2 48 Jimmie Johnson Lowe's Chevrolet 52.986 169.856
Row 2: 3 8 Mark Martin Steak-umm Burgers Chevrolet 53.287 168.897
4 01 Regan Smith # Principal Financial Group/DEI Chevrolet 53.335 168.745
Row 3: 5 78 Joe Nemechek Furniture Row Racing Chevrolet 53.342 168.723
6 99 Carl Edwards Aflac Ford 53.407 168.517
Row 4: 7 88 Dale Earnhardt, Jr. National Guard/AMP Energy Chevrolet 53.411 168.505
8 84 AJ Allmendinger Red Bull Toyota 53.419 168.479
Row 5: 9 66 Scott Riggs State Water Heaters Chevrolet 53.447 168.391
10 18 Kyle Busch M&M's Toyota 53.527 168.139
Row 6: 11 2 Kurt Busch Miller Lite Dodge 53.532 168.124
12 20 Tony Stewart Home Depot Toyota 53.554 168.055
Row 7: 13 17 Matt Kenseth DeWalt Ford 53.581 167.970
14 40 Dario Franchitti # Target Dodge 53.591 167.939
Row 8: 15 83 Brian Vickers Red Bull Toyota 53.602 167.904
16 11 Denny Hamlin FedEx Ground Toyota 53.605 167.895
Row 9: 17 15 Paul Menard Menards/Pittsburgh Paints Chevrolet 53.623 167.838
18 19 Elliott Sadler Stanley Dodge 53.640 167.785
Row 10: 19 55 Michael Waltrip NAPA Toyota 53.655 167.738
20 31 Jeff Burton AT&T Mobility Chevrolet 53.656 167.735
Row 11: 21 42 Juan Pablo Montoya Texaco/Havoline Dodge 53.742 167.467
22 26 Jamie McMurray IRWIN Industrial Tools Ford 53.752 167.436
Row 12: 23 28 Travis Kvapil Dish Network Ford 53.774 167.367
24 10 Patrick Carpentier # Charter Dodge 53.781 167.345
Row 13: 25 1 Martin Truex, Jr. Bass Pro Shops Chevrolet 53.787 167.327
26 70 Jason Leffler Haas Automation Chevrolet 53.809 167.258
Row 14: 27 12 Ryan Newman Kodak Dodge 53.810 167.255
28 29 Kevin Harvick Shell/Pennzoil Chevrolet 53.883 167.029
Row 15: 29 21 Bill Elliott Air Force Ford 53.970 166.759
30 6 David Ragan AAA Insurance Ford 53.986 166.710
Row 16: 31 41 Reed Sorenson Target Dodge 53.993 166.688
32 22 Dave Blaney Caterpillar Toyota 54.006 166.648
Row 17: 33 16 Greg Biffle 3M Ford 54.007 166.645
34 5 Casey Mears Kellogg's/CARQUEST Chevrolet 54.020 166.605
Row 18: 35 07 Clint Bowyer Jack Daniel's Chevrolet 54.024 166.593
36 44 David Reutimann UPS Toyota 54.025 166.590
Row 19: 37 43 Bobby Labonte Cheerios/Betty Crocker Dodge 54.032 166.568
38 24 Jeff Gordon DuPont Chevrolet 54.069 166.454
Row 20: 39 00 Michael McDowell # Champion Mortgage Toyota 54.127 166.276
40 7 Robby Gordon Dodge 54.259 165.871
Row 21: 41 77 Sam Hornish, Jr. # Mobil 1 Dodge Owner Points
42 38 David Gilliland freecreditreport.com Ford Owner Points
Row 22: 43 45 Terry Labonte PVA Dodge Past Champion

Did Not Qualify: # 96 JJ Yeley

The greatest pre-race decision of this race will be whether to order the office-sized cube of coffee from Starbucks or simply brew a few extra pots at home.  Action at Pocono consists of whoever makes the best moves on which member of the opposite sex in the infield, with an added bonus of today being trying not to drop from heat prostration.  If you're going to be bored, at least be miserable along with it.

Kyle Busch's weekend adventure has thus far been a dud.  Today he'll start at the back of the field due to wiping out his primary car during practice yesterday.  Oops.

Favorites?  At this track, somewhat difficult to call.  Kurt Busch has enjoyed success here.  Certainly Dale Earnhardt Jr. will be motivated today if for no other reason than to end the series of text messages he's been receiving since yesterday evening, all of which have the same content: "Hey boss -- got trophy?  Signed, BK."

As was the case yesterday, I'm out and about today, this will probably be stopping by the comments area infrequently.  Don't let that stop you from chatting it up.

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