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The Kandy Man Kan (Which Fulfills The "Play On Kasey Kahne's Name For A Story Headline" Requirement)
Kasey Kahne has always been a bit of an enigma since entering NASCAR, a baby-faced killer who many have tremendous difficulty taking seriously because of his made for teen magazines looks. That duly noted, given a competitive car he can more than hold his own with the big boys. Because he is one, despite looking like the little brother you were saddled with by mom when you went outside to play.
Although his Budweiser sponsorship will always seem incongruous (oh, did Masterfoods trade long term pain for short term gain by casting their sponsorship lot with Kyle Busch instead of #9) given how so much of his fan base is far more likely to drink Kool-Aid -- the real kind, not the metaphor for swallowing stupidity without question -- than anything from a keg, behind the wheel Kahne is a man's man. He has no hesitancy to force the issue when need be, but overall his driving style is rooted firmly in the Jeff Burton school of patience. Take what's provided, don't get silly, keep your equipment in one piece so when the opportunity for advancing your position becomes available you're there to seize the moment. When he has the wheels, something Gillett Evernham is starting to provide for him, as was witnessed yesterday during which he turned Pocono into his private playground Kahne can make positive things happen.
Given how teams and drivers ebb and flow during the year, it's a tad premature to ink Kahne in as a title contender. However, he can't be overlooked. Should GEM keep its act together, Kahne has a shot. A very good shot. Never mind his looking like he should be doing interviews for Tiger Beat instead of NASCAR tech talk shows. Kahne is the Dodge boy who's showing the way on how to be a man. My late father, who was a Chrysler man from first to last back when auto manufacturer brand loyalty meant something, would be proud of the young man. Assuming he could get my mother to stop telling him how cute he was long long enough to get a word in edgewise.
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[Open Thread] Pocono 500 at Pocono Raceway
First, the starting lineup:
| Pos | Car | Driver | Team | Time | Speed | |
| Row 1: | 1 | 9 | Kasey Kahne | Budweiser Dodge | 52.873 | 170.219 |
| 2 | 48 | Jimmie Johnson | Lowe's Chevrolet | 52.986 | 169.856 | |
| Row 2: | 3 | 8 | Mark Martin | Steak-umm Burgers Chevrolet | 53.287 | 168.897 |
| 4 | 01 | Regan Smith # | Principal Financial Group/DEI Chevrolet | 53.335 | 168.745 | |
| Row 3: | 5 | 78 | Joe Nemechek | Furniture Row Racing Chevrolet | 53.342 | 168.723 |
| 6 | 99 | Carl Edwards | Aflac Ford | 53.407 | 168.517 | |
| Row 4: | 7 | 88 | Dale Earnhardt, Jr. | National Guard/AMP Energy Chevrolet | 53.411 | 168.505 |
| 8 | 84 | AJ Allmendinger | Red Bull Toyota | 53.419 | 168.479 | |
| Row 5: | 9 | 66 | Scott Riggs | State Water Heaters Chevrolet | 53.447 | 168.391 |
| 10 | 18 | Kyle Busch | M&M's Toyota | 53.527 | 168.139 | |
| Row 6: | 11 | 2 | Kurt Busch | Miller Lite Dodge | 53.532 | 168.124 |
| 12 | 20 | Tony Stewart | Home Depot Toyota | 53.554 | 168.055 | |
| Row 7: | 13 | 17 | Matt Kenseth | DeWalt Ford | 53.581 | 167.970 |
| 14 | 40 | Dario Franchitti # | Target Dodge | 53.591 | 167.939 | |
| Row 8: | 15 | 83 | Brian Vickers | Red Bull Toyota | 53.602 | 167.904 |
| 16 | 11 | Denny Hamlin | FedEx Ground Toyota | 53.605 | 167.895 | |
| Row 9: | 17 | 15 | Paul Menard | Menards/Pittsburgh Paints Chevrolet | 53.623 | 167.838 |
| 18 | 19 | Elliott Sadler | Stanley Dodge | 53.640 | 167.785 | |
| Row 10: | 19 | 55 | Michael Waltrip | NAPA Toyota | 53.655 | 167.738 |
| 20 | 31 | Jeff Burton | AT&T Mobility Chevrolet | 53.656 | 167.735 | |
| Row 11: | 21 | 42 | Juan Pablo Montoya | Texaco/Havoline Dodge | 53.742 | 167.467 |
| 22 | 26 | Jamie McMurray | IRWIN Industrial Tools Ford | 53.752 | 167.436 | |
| Row 12: | 23 | 28 | Travis Kvapil | Dish Network Ford | 53.774 | 167.367 |
| 24 | 10 | Patrick Carpentier # | Charter Dodge | 53.781 | 167.345 | |
| Row 13: | 25 | 1 | Martin Truex, Jr. | Bass Pro Shops Chevrolet | 53.787 | 167.327 |
| 26 | 70 | Jason Leffler | Haas Automation Chevrolet | 53.809 | 167.258 | |
| Row 14: | 27 | 12 | Ryan Newman | Kodak Dodge | 53.810 | 167.255 |
| 28 | 29 | Kevin Harvick | Shell/Pennzoil Chevrolet | 53.883 | 167.029 | |
| Row 15: | 29 | 21 | Bill Elliott | Air Force Ford | 53.970 | 166.759 |
| 30 | 6 | David Ragan | AAA Insurance Ford | 53.986 | 166.710 | |
| Row 16: | 31 | 41 | Reed Sorenson | Target Dodge | 53.993 | 166.688 |
| 32 | 22 | Dave Blaney | Caterpillar Toyota | 54.006 | 166.648 | |
| Row 17: | 33 | 16 | Greg Biffle | 3M Ford | 54.007 | 166.645 |
| 34 | 5 | Casey Mears | Kellogg's/CARQUEST Chevrolet | 54.020 | 166.605 | |
| Row 18: | 35 | 07 | Clint Bowyer | Jack Daniel's Chevrolet | 54.024 | 166.593 |
| 36 | 44 | David Reutimann | UPS Toyota | 54.025 | 166.590 | |
| Row 19: | 37 | 43 | Bobby Labonte | Cheerios/Betty Crocker Dodge | 54.032 | 166.568 |
| 38 | 24 | Jeff Gordon | DuPont Chevrolet | 54.069 | 166.454 | |
| Row 20: | 39 | 00 | Michael McDowell # | Champion Mortgage Toyota | 54.127 | 166.276 |
| 40 | 7 | Robby Gordon | Dodge | 54.259 | 165.871 | |
| Row 21: | 41 | 77 | Sam Hornish, Jr. # | Mobil 1 Dodge | Owner Points | |
| 42 | 38 | David Gilliland | freecreditreport.com Ford | Owner Points | ||
| Row 22: | 43 | 45 | Terry Labonte | PVA Dodge | Past Champion |
Did Not Qualify: # 96 JJ Yeley
The greatest pre-race decision of this race will be whether to order the office-sized cube of coffee from Starbucks or simply brew a few extra pots at home. Action at Pocono consists of whoever makes the best moves on which member of the opposite sex in the infield, with an added bonus of today being trying not to drop from heat prostration. If you're going to be bored, at least be miserable along with it.
Kyle Busch's weekend adventure has thus far been a dud. Today he'll start at the back of the field due to wiping out his primary car during practice yesterday. Oops.
Favorites? At this track, somewhat difficult to call. Kurt Busch has enjoyed success here. Certainly Dale Earnhardt Jr. will be motivated today if for no other reason than to end the series of text messages he's been receiving since yesterday evening, all of which have the same content: "Hey boss -- got trophy? Signed, BK."
As was the case yesterday, I'm out and about today, this will probably be stopping by the comments area infrequently. Don't let that stop you from chatting it up.
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